I wish I had a big plate of warm chocolate chip cookies!!
Posted on 2008-04-03 at 13:17:35.
Skari-dono Icelanders! Roll Out Karma: 102/11 1514 Posts
You now have a plate full of chocolate chipped cookies. However, they are all eaten by your children within a fraction of a second. If you don't have children (I can't keep up with every child-making Innmate), you might start wondering where they came from since they are definitely yours.
I wish I was a fish, on plate or dish, eaten by a miss, but still always a fish.
You ghet what you want then realize it wasn't really what YOU thought it was and try to return it for a refund but the line is so long you have to wait for 3 days and when you finally do ghet to the return desk they say you can't return ghets because it's just one of those things that you ghet what you pay for.
( Lyst...your post before last was funny! freetime gets jealous of job, and leaves....haha ain't that the truth! haha that was great! )
You are suddenly smart and cute. So now you have guys all over you, but you are too smart to fall for their bologna, and as such you are doomed to a life alone.
(worst thing that could happen to me aside from wroser things...is to be alone the rest of my life)
(takes a Jim Carey style deep breath)
I wish I am able to save up enough money to get my own apartment/house FINALLY so my children and I will finally have a stable home, AND that I am able to be transfered to a day time position at work as I'll have no one to watch my children at night once I have my own place.
(almost dies from the lack of oxygen, before finishing and taking a sudden DEEEEEP refreshing breath of air)
You get the job,,shift, house and childcare. Everything you want but in addition you get fame and fortune which means you get long lost relatives and many new "friends" coming out of the walls. So, you are 'forced' to move to a piece of remote wilderness where you spend the rest of your days raising your children, and riding your horses in solitude. ( I know that isn't a corruption for you...but I just couldn't corrupt that one )
D.A. suddenly wins the "SUPER-MEGA-ULTRA-BUCKS!" And receives a total of 10 figures($1,000,000,000), but the IRS claims that she owes the death tax on all of her late-relatives(I MEAN ALL OF THEM!) and they immediately seize all of her winnings and leave her with just enough money to buy a circus tent where she now resides, being forced to exploit her children's talents of snow men making to just barely get by with a paltry
sum of $2.16 per snow man made.
I wish I could live for 171,394,082 years, just so when I die and go the afterlife I can say that I lived for 171,394,082 years.