Reality and time pay a visit to Ms. Ritchie and convince her she is waaaay too old to be acting out her adolescent fanatasies. The duo turn her into your next door neighbor who is always coming over unannounced to borrow sugar and talk about the old days when she was a pop star.
I wish I didn't have to work to survive.
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 16:04:31.
Edited on 2008-04-21 at 16:04:40 by Lyskhala
You didn't. You died of a vicious fruit-fly attack that devoured your eyeballs first, then tunneled inside and eviscerated you from the inside out. Grugg sent them because he thought you sent him a flea-collar.
I wish I had put someone else's name on the card.
(YAY! MY 300th POST!)
Posted on 2008-04-28 at 02:58:51.
Edited on 2008-04-28 at 03:00:12 by Glory of Gallifrey
looks like you've already been doomed/corrupted on that wish. You've posted the same post 3 times, a very unbalanced number! (though, i tend to think of 3 as a nice balance, since there is one on each side, and one in the middle...but whatever)
LUCK is attracted to you like Bishops to little boys, it's all over you like white on rice, like a cheap sweater, like a moth to a flame, like.... you get the picture.
It becomes stifling. You can't breathe. It consumes every waking minute. You become distant and slowly fade away in to the dark recesses of what's left of your mind. You cower there for the rest of your life as luck slowly, deliberately devours you until there's nothing left but a meager pile of gold dust.
it worked!!! unfortunately it also works for everyone so now without warning, whenever anyone anywhere in the world snaps their fingers clothes wash and dry themsleves...even the ones on your back. brrr...is it cold in here?
I wish I could still take as much LWOP as I wanted.
LWOP Leave Without Pay
LWOP Life Without Parole
...you sadly get the last one...meaning you're only choice would be which lifetime! You can choose 50 years, 70 years, or 100 years. Of course you choose 50...but that means you're in jail for 50 years anyway.
I wish Lysk wasn't in jail. I'd miss her creativity posts.