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EvolutionJ
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Congratz

You are now all "Being John Malcovich"ed inside the head of a small colorful viper snake. Your moving back and forth, thraveling through the forest when you come across an evil animal squatting on your land. To protect yourself you strike, infecting the victim with powerful venom. That victim is your human body and you can feel the powerful neurotoxins flowing through your veins. Congratulations, you just killed yourself.

I wish a tree didn't fall and hit my car last night.


Posted on 2008-06-12 at 12:35:55.

Merideth
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bummer

Well it didn't fall on your car. Instead it fell on the nice little old lady up the street, and her dog. It is doubtful they'll ever fully get the blood stains out of the pavement.

I wish I didn't have to go back to the proctologist...


Posted on 2008-06-12 at 15:38:16.

Lyskhala
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LOL

You don't...you found what they lost on your own.



I wish I could see how big the universe is




Posted on 2008-06-12 at 15:57:47.

EvolutionJ
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But wait

You can! It is just too big for your little head to handle. Your brain explodes. On the downside you can't tell anyone about how awesomely huge the universe actually is. On the bright side, your dead and so noone has to hear exactly how rediculously huge the universe actually is. (No offense intended.)

I wish to be unable to hurt other people's feelings when I talk.


Posted on 2008-06-12 at 23:25:06.

Lyskhala
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none taken :)

You get your wish...you become mute.




I wish I had some blueberry pancakes with a side of bacon and a cup of coffee with cream and sugar.


Posted on 2008-06-13 at 12:17:47.

EvolutionJ
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You do!

You have all of that... It is just a little old. Fossilized actually. Mmmm... crunchy bacon, like a rock.
Oh wait, it IS a rock.

I wish I knew a wish that was uncorruptable.


Posted on 2008-06-13 at 14:21:09.

Merideth
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logical

the only wish that is uncorruptable is to not make a wish, but if you do not make wishes they cannot be granted and thus you will be stuck in a strangely vegetative state of inactivity. huh...

I wish someone else would clean my house...


Posted on 2008-06-13 at 15:05:35.

Lyskhala
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hee hee...

Someone else cleans your house and moves everything around so you can't find anything.



I wish I didn't get junk mail


Posted on 2008-06-13 at 16:04:46.

Merideth
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You Get NO Mail

No junk, no bills, and no income stimulus check from uncle sam... ha! I got the check and spent it buying shoes, hey you fed my shoe to the vending machine it only seems fair

I wish it would either rain or get sunny, not be all grey and depressing all day.


Posted on 2008-06-13 at 16:25:56.

EvolutionJ
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Congratz

It does. Rain, then get sunny, then rain, then sunny, then rain, then sunny. Infact it changes every 10 seconds. In a blinding fury the seasons come and go, only raining and sun shining. No snow anymore, just rain and sun. No time to adjust, just rain and sun. People start having to wear raincoats all the time even in the hot sun. Always pruny hands and then the crops start to die off. The oceans lose their salinity and the fish die. Then people begin to starve. Congratulations, you just killed of the human race because you didn't like overcast days.

I wish I made perfect scores on all my tests.


Posted on 2008-06-13 at 20:11:38.

Deucalion
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You did.

Unfortunately "they" discovered that you used a wish to get the perfect scores. Word of your cheating spreads like wildfire. You're fired from your job and will never be hired by anyone ever again. Eventually you end up homeless and destitute wishing you had been happy with that B+ but now have now means of getting back to the Inn to make the wish.


I wish worms would wash away the woes of Washington(DC)


Posted on 2008-06-16 at 06:27:07.

Grugg
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fads

They do, but then alliteration consumes you and you perish.



I wish someone would think of a really creative and different wish as this thread has gone on forever and is now just rather odd.


Posted on 2008-06-16 at 12:50:31.

EvolutionJ
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Granted!

Completed and Corrupted .. see below.

I wish someone would feed the Grugg.

((I do too...))


Posted on 2008-06-16 at 14:43:31.
Edited on 2008-06-16 at 18:06:31 by Grugg

Lyskhala
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I feed him Lasagna. He likes it so much he follows me home where I lure him into a cage and lock him up for my own sadistic pleasure.
::rubs hands together:: Haha! I have you now my pretty!



I wish I had thought of this plan earlier.


Posted on 2008-06-18 at 18:17:07.

Deucalion
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You did

But last time you thought it up you realized a key flaw in your plan-- that it would only be a matter of time before Grugg ate the cage as a prelude to eating your entire house.
Too bad your didn't remember that this time around, because now Grugg is free and you're without a home.

I wish people wouldn't end up homeless every time I corrupt a wish.


Posted on 2008-06-18 at 18:27:07.

   


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