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Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Grugg, got any t.p.?

Granted! They got the whole works...now our entire population lives in Grugg's back yard in Canada. Hi, Grugg.

I wish my Harley was repaired already.


Posted on 2008-06-28 at 03:10:16.

Fallen Mistress
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/1
66 Posts


ok

Your harley is repaired...but it is now pink and has little flowers and rainbows all over it.....


I wish i had a yorky puppy...


Posted on 2008-06-28 at 04:52:20.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
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931 Posts


Ewww...

Granted! But he isn't housebroken...and he has chronic explosive diarrhea.

I wish I had more wishes.


Posted on 2008-06-29 at 09:33:10.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


you do

but they are all corrupted beyond repair.




I wish there were no cars and we all rode scooters everywhere


Posted on 2008-06-30 at 11:04:16.
Edited on 2008-06-30 at 11:05:47 by Lyskhala

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Vroom

Granted! But now it rains 24/7.

I wish I had an umbrella.


Posted on 2008-06-30 at 17:07:48.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 177/13
3127 Posts


Shameless Plug 4

You do! Only it is possessed. It jumps out of your hand as soon as you leave the house and bounds off to kill an elderly couple in their home! That's it! Call Admiral we've found the killer.

I wish I wasn't this bored... lol


Posted on 2008-07-01 at 00:18:17.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


granted

you now have so much to do you don't have time to visit the Inn. Now the Borden Case will never be solved!



I wish Meri would rethink her wish.


Posted on 2008-07-01 at 12:24:31.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
RDI Staff
Karma: 457/28
8292 Posts


Voila!

Meri does, in fact, rethink her wish... However, due to a short circuit caused by the floodwaters in her hooberneighd, gets stuck in an endless loop and repeats the same rethinkedededed wish over and over and over again, driving the rest of us to the brink of insanity (of course, some of us live close enough to walk there but that's beside the point isn't it?)


I wish that wishes wished themselves. Or is that wishy washy?


Posted on 2008-07-01 at 17:23:29.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


Uh

...you recieve a giant inflatable #8. Yep.



I wish I was a race car. VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!


Posted on 2008-07-01 at 17:31:09.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
RDI Staff
Karma: 457/28
8292 Posts


That's gr8

So, Grugg, you are a race car buuuuut instead of VROOOOOM you go puden-am-POW-udn-udn! meep meep!


I wish I had a giant uninflatable V to go with this giant inflatable 8.


Posted on 2008-07-01 at 17:34:21.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


you get the V

but it's for Vendetta not Tahmato Juice



I wish Eol would run for president


Posted on 2008-07-01 at 17:41:16.

Sibelius Eos Owm
A Midsummer Knight
Karma: 59/5
1376 Posts


Granted

Eol does decide to run for president. The corruption? He wins. Whether this is a bad thing or not for America is in the opinion of the many who live there, but personally I think they could use some one with a sense of humour in office. Not to mention one who can keep good relations with the people of insanity, afterall he lives so close.

I wish I didn't have to go looking for a job so soon this summer.

Wow . . . heheh whoops, I triple posted, now that is interesting funny


Posted on 2008-07-01 at 18:02:20.
Edited on 2008-07-01 at 18:05:31 by Sibelius Eos Owm

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


I KNEW that would be an easy one to corrupt ;)

You don't. You lay around on your sofa all summer and gradually melt into a pile of warm, flesh toned goo. That in itself is NOT the corruption however. The corruption comes into play when Grugg comes to visit and accidentally sits in you.



I wish slime was some other color than neon green


Posted on 2008-07-01 at 18:22:19.

Duncan74
Dunkelzahn
Karma: 61/1
931 Posts


Gooey!

Granted! Slime is now crystal clear...thus, you don't see it before you sit right down in a large puddle of it.

Ewwww...

I wish the air filter for my Harley would hurry up and come in. Honestly, how do you have a back-order on a frikkin' air filter? Hehe, venting during my wish.


Posted on 2008-07-02 at 07:40:37.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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You ordered the nanofiber filter but the neenerfiber gets sent instead...so now instead of catching harmful particles it catches and RELEASES those particles into your engine all at the same time while singing "neener neener neener"



I wish Duncan had a Honda Interceptor instead of a Harley


Posted on 2008-07-02 at 13:21:24.

   


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