The Red Dragon Inn - home of the Audalis campaign setting.  Online D&D gaming, art, poerty, stories, advice, chat, and more

Support the Inn! If you are doing holiday shopping online, please use this affiliate link for Amazon.
You pay the exact same prices, but the Inn earns a small referral fee. Thanks!

We currently have 4004 registered users. Our newest member is Vallator.
Online members: Raven, Nomad D2, breebles
Username Password Remember me
Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password?
Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...]
Other Sci Fi - Destiny's Flight - A Serenity RPG (posted by Nomad D2)Destiny's Flight
Q&A Threads - Hidden Corruption Q&A (posted by Raven)Hidden Corruption Q&A
Dungeons and Dragons - The Corruption Hidden Beneath the Surface... (posted by Raven)Hidden Corruption
Q&A Threads - Kith, the Cat, and the Khatun Q&A (posted by breebles)Kith, Cat, Khatun Q&A
Posting Games - Tann's NFL U pick e'm 2019-2020 (posted by Nomad D2)Tann's NFL U pick e'm 201
Latest Blog Entries
Revenge of the Drunken Dice
Latest Webcomics
Loaded Dice #80: Priorities
RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade
Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV
There are currently 0 users logged into DragonChat.
Is the site menu broken for you? Click here for the fix!

You are here: Home --> Forum Home --> Creativity Forum --> Posting Games --> Corrupt a wish
    Messages in Corrupt a wish
RDI T-shirts!

Trust the DM
Price: $17.00



RDI T-shirts!

Trust the DM
Price: $17.00

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

You become so good at consoling people the whole world deliberately gets depressed so you can "console" them ME NEXT!



touchy or feely?


Posted on 2008-07-31 at 16:01:55.

EvolutionJ
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 10/4
180 Posts


Hmm.

That doesn't sound like a wish... unless.

Yes, both touchie AND feelie. Your hubby gets angry. Devorce... you lose kids... crying... then I get to console you.

I wish her wish was a wish.



Posted on 2008-07-31 at 22:51:12.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


Juoif

She wishes to never have you creepily console you again, and you explode.

I wish I didn't just say explode as it tends to make people do odd things in this forum.


Posted on 2008-07-31 at 23:29:04.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


oops...wrong thread...but it worked out :)

you didn't say EXPLODE...you said COMMODE which unfortunately CAUSES an explosion. HAZMAT is called in and you're arrested.



I wish I didn't confuse the game threads so much.


Posted on 2008-08-01 at 16:27:24.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 177/13
3127 Posts


ta da!

Granted you get all the posts where they are supposed to be and done perfectly. Unfortunatly they are boring, and we get tired of listening to Lysk always being perfect and kick you off the site, which makes you cry and then Evolution has to come console you, again... sorry hon.

I wish I would stop sneezing!


Posted on 2008-08-03 at 00:59:32.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


your wish is granted.

Your fairy god mother appears,cures you of your sneezes dresses you in a beautiful gown and sends you on your way to the big ball at the castle just up the hill. Once you get there, you gorge on the buffet until you're sick. The prince asks you to dance and all the twirling makes you throw up on his princely attire. He kicks you out and you have to walk home in the rain since your ride wasn't supposed to show until midnight. The next day, you find your picture on the front of the Enquirer blowing chunks on the Prince. You are forced to go into hiding to save what's left of your dignity.



I wish I knew everything about everybody...cuz I'm nosey like that.


Posted on 2008-08-04 at 11:44:04.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 177/13
3127 Posts


what in intersting position

Well you now know EVERYTHING about everyone else (while frightening could get you a decent job with the FBI), however you know NOTHING of yourself.

I wish I could sleep without having freakish dreams all night.


Posted on 2008-08-04 at 17:21:05.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

You no longer have freakish dreams where Antonio Banderas rescues you from a hideous space monster, makes wild passionate love to you and wisks you off to Neptune in a 1957 Buick. Instead you have absolutely mundane dreams. No excitement, no imagination. You now dream of spreadsheets and PC software.


I wish Antonio still had long hair



Posted on 2008-08-05 at 16:53:25.

EvolutionJ
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 10/4
180 Posts


Congratz

Mr. Bandarez grows his hair back out. But the reason he had it cut short was because of his terrible "convertible driving wind in his hair" habit. Unfortunately with his renewed hair length this habit has taken over once again. He had a car wreck last night, leaving him scared about the face. They thought he wasn't going to live, the only answer was a chancy experimental surgery. Luckly for him, he lived.

But now he is known as Antonio Buttface.

I wish I was paid for my creativity instead of my repetitive movements.



Posted on 2008-08-06 at 17:43:30.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
Karma: 177/13
3127 Posts


TaDa!

You get this excellent chance to get paid to write a series of books. So you put on your creative thinking cap and come up with like twenty books about a young boy growing up in a secret academy for sorcery and he and his friends embark on many adventures fighting terrible things like trolls... and then you find out that's already been copyrighted... and you go back to repative motions, no one has yet copyrighted that that you know of.


I wish I could learn D&D through osmosis.


Posted on 2008-08-12 at 23:33:13.

ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


...

granted... you now absorb paper and paper like materials on contact... no more paper plates for you...


I wish I could do the same


Posted on 2008-08-14 at 01:33:04.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


...

granted... you now absorb paper and paper like materials on contact... no more paper plates for you...


I wish I could do the same


Posted on 2008-08-14 at 02:48:49.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


vicious cycle

You can...but you don't cuz we would get very tired of the same ol same ol.



I wish for four


Posted on 2008-08-15 at 11:44:23.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
RDI Staff
Karma: 455/28
8026 Posts


Kay-o

You get one this week, two next Thursday, another half of one on the following Friday, but the remaining half is on backorder and won't arrive for 4 to 6 weeks... and when that last half of one does arrive, you'll have your 4 but none of the pices will match in color nor will they fit together properly since the last half of one was from a completely different batch number in which Tab A was replaced by Slot C and, thus, cannot interface properly with Slot B on the two that you'll receive next Thursday because it requires a Tab A not a Slot C, soooooo, your 4 may actually end up looking like a squared off 'U' unless you happen to be able to prop it up with a matchbook and some toothpicks....


I wish I knew where in the hairy heck that came from!


Posted on 2008-08-15 at 15:28:45.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


From the dark region known as Eol's id

and THAT's the scary truth.



I wish I could visit that black abyss and see exactly how the Eol logic works


Posted on 2008-08-15 at 16:22:59.

   


  Partners:       Dungeons and Dragons resources, from 2nd to 4th Edition gamegrene.com | for the gamer who's sick of the typical Dungeons and Dragons Adventures, #1 resource for D&D Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition  
View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us
Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service.
You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.