Granted you get all the posts where they are supposed to be and done perfectly. Unfortunatly they are boring, and we get tired of listening to Lysk always being perfect and kick you off the site, which makes you cry and then Evolution has to come console you, again... sorry hon.
Your fairy god mother appears,cures you of your sneezes dresses you in a beautiful gown and sends you on your way to the big ball at the castle just up the hill. Once you get there, you gorge on the buffet until you're sick. The prince asks you to dance and all the twirling makes you throw up on his princely attire. He kicks you out and you have to walk home in the rain since your ride wasn't supposed to show until midnight. The next day, you find your picture on the front of the Enquirer blowing chunks on the Prince. You are forced to go into hiding to save what's left of your dignity.
I wish I knew everything about everybody...cuz I'm nosey like that.
You no longer have freakish dreams where Antonio Banderas rescues you from a hideous space monster, makes wild passionate love to you and wisks you off to Neptune in a 1957 Buick. Instead you have absolutely mundane dreams. No excitement, no imagination. You now dream of spreadsheets and PC software.
Mr. Bandarez grows his hair back out. But the reason he had it cut short was because of his terrible "convertible driving wind in his hair" habit. Unfortunately with his renewed hair length this habit has taken over once again. He had a car wreck last night, leaving him scared about the face. They thought he wasn't going to live, the only answer was a chancy experimental surgery. Luckly for him, he lived.
But now he is known as Antonio Buttface.
I wish I was paid for my creativity instead of my repetitive movements.
You get this excellent chance to get paid to write a series of books. So you put on your creative thinking cap and come up with like twenty books about a young boy growing up in a secret academy for sorcery and he and his friends embark on many adventures fighting terrible things like trolls... and then you find out that's already been copyrighted... and you go back to repative motions, no one has yet copyrighted that that you know of.
You can...but you don't cuz we would get very tired of the same ol same ol.
I wish for four
Posted on 2008-08-15 at 11:44:23.
Eol Fefalas Keeper of the Kazari RDI Staff Karma: 457/28 8282 Posts
You get one this week, two next Thursday, another half of one on the following Friday, but the remaining half is on backorder and won't arrive for 4 to 6 weeks... and when that last half of one does arrive, you'll have your 4 but none of the pices will match in color nor will they fit together properly since the last half of one was from a completely different batch number in which Tab A was replaced by Slot C and, thus, cannot interface properly with Slot B on the two that you'll receive next Thursday because it requires a Tab A not a Slot C, soooooo, your 4 may actually end up looking like a squared off 'U' unless you happen to be able to prop it up with a matchbook and some toothpicks....
I wish I knew where in the hairy heck that came from!