Granted, But when you get there... you find it kinda disgusting... when you go to leave... you miss your flight and they don't allow you to rebook or catch another flight from here... So you're stuck
I wish this to be the last wish to corrupt....
Posted on 2008-08-21 at 14:49:15.
Edited on 2008-08-21 at 14:51:27 by ruler of the shadows
Eol Fefalas Keeper of the Kazari RDI Staff Karma: 455/28 8015 Posts
Yours was the last wish to corrupt ... From this point forward, wishes will only corrupt ???, !!!, and other forms of punctuation that are not ...
Of course, this only applies to those languages that use these forms of punctuation and if, for instance, you were to be reading this translated into a language to which "english punctuation" does not apply, your wish would not be corrupted at all, simply ignored.
Soooo.... I wish for RotS to make a wish that can be easily adapted into other languages for the purposes of corruption. And I'd like fries with that.
Your wish fails. I find it impossible to make our corrupted wishes more humorous as they are already rather humorous to begin with. Secondly, I find it impossible to corrupt a wish with humor that has been made in utter lack of humor. Thus I corrupt your wish by determining that your wish was in fact not valid and does not come true at all.
I wish I knew what name Sebastian gave to the Empress to save Fantasia.
You and the hubby and all your cats move to NC, only to have a large iceburg fall off the artic circle and it slides down the earth and turns NC into an island completly cut off from the rest of the world, and it's cold too.
I wish I would finish half of one of my novels... just half... is that asking too much?