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ruler of the shadows
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Granted, But when you get there... you find it kinda disgusting... when you go to leave... you miss your flight and they don't allow you to rebook or catch another flight from here... So you're stuck


I wish this to be the last wish to corrupt....


Posted on 2008-08-21 at 14:49:15.
Edited on 2008-08-21 at 14:51:27 by ruler of the shadows

Eol Fefalas
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Done...

Yours was the last wish to corrupt ... From this point forward, wishes will only corrupt ???, !!!, and other forms of punctuation that are not ...

Of course, this only applies to those languages that use these forms of punctuation and if, for instance, you were to be reading this translated into a language to which "english punctuation" does not apply, your wish would not be corrupted at all, simply ignored.

Soooo.... I wish for RotS to make a wish that can be easily adapted into other languages for the purposes of corruption. And I'd like fries with that.


Posted on 2008-08-25 at 15:17:13.

ruler of the shadows
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Granted

The wish can easily be translated now... but the fries that came with it spent ten minutes too long in the fire... Anyways...I wish that people would corrupt wishes in a more humorous manor...


Posted on 2008-08-27 at 12:21:57.

Merideth
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*blinks*

Your wish fails. I find it impossible to make our corrupted wishes more humorous as they are already rather humorous to begin with. Secondly, I find it impossible to corrupt a wish with humor that has been made in utter lack of humor. Thus I corrupt your wish by determining that your wish was in fact not valid and does not come true at all.

I wish I knew what name Sebastian gave to the Empress to save Fantasia.


Posted on 2008-09-02 at 02:42:31.

Lyskhala
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your wish...

is my command...he named her "moon child" (and that's the truth) however, she didn't like the name and changed it to "moon unit" and was born to Frank Zappa in her fifth reincarnation.

btw..."The Neverending Story" is one of my favorites!


I wish my hubby & I could move home to NC.



Posted on 2008-09-02 at 12:48:36.
Edited on 2008-09-02 at 12:49:45 by Lyskhala

Merideth
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Moving Time!

You and the hubby and all your cats move to NC, only to have a large iceburg fall off the artic circle and it slides down the earth and turns NC into an island completly cut off from the rest of the world, and it's cold too.

I wish I would finish half of one of my novels... just half... is that asking too much?


Posted on 2008-09-04 at 02:51:26.

ruler of the shadows
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you finish... a half of a half... So you finished... half of it... sort of... but not...


I wish... that ones wish could not be flat out rejected but granted without being granted...


Posted on 2008-09-04 at 03:48:53.

Lyskhala
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your wish is-not granted in a non-comitted, non-chalant sorta, kinda way


I wish ROTS would make more sense (NOT SCENTS) No fart jokes please.


Posted on 2008-09-04 at 11:10:37.

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Ah but it does make sense... And I don't have gas... today... yet... but that is beside the point... SO I guess... in a way your wish has been granted...


I wish that people would make wishes on things that might actually matter... like the Global Economy...


Posted on 2008-09-04 at 12:00:20.

Lyskhala
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Granted

We all wish the Global economy actually mattered.





I wish the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year.



Posted on 2008-09-08 at 11:42:03.

ruler of the shadows
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Wish...

Sorta kinda not Granted... They won it this year... being 2008... not the 2009 Superbowl However... a super bowl rival... the steelers win it for 2009


I wish you wouldn't try to beat the odds by wishing for something that people gamble on


Posted on 2008-09-09 at 16:29:05.
Edited on 2008-09-09 at 16:29:31 by ruler of the shadows

Lyskhala
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I stop wishing for things that people gamble on...now I wish for sure bets.



I wish ROTs would stop being so malicious.


Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:03:28.

ruler of the shadows
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granted

I never have, nor never will be...


I wish for a fundamental flaw in the IRS so that All RDI members get 1,000,000 dollar returns for the year 2009 tax year that can not be traced or reclaimed by the IRS


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 05:45:36.

Lyskhala
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GRANTED!! with pleasure!!

we all get our checks...only trouble is they lost YOUR address so they mailed it to me. Guess you'll have to start being nice to me now


I wish I would stop having weird dreams


Posted on 2008-09-10 at 10:42:38.

ruler of the shadows
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granted

When wasn't I nice to ya... You pick on me... I pick back... tis not a big deal...

Your weird dreams go away, but are replaced by dreams of constant falling.


Posted on 2008-09-11 at 03:34:08.

   


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