You get your wish, but since it was 'wished' for, it has been pre-corrupted and therefore self-corrupting (somehow).
Forget the Large Hadron (sp?) Collider- Doomsayers gather your attention! We have corrupted a corrupted wish!
I wish I had enough money to pay off my tuition without going into Student Loans. There's a good one.
...otherwise the wish wouldn't be corrupted and that'd just take all the fun outta this game, now wouldn't it? Unless, of course, I said something like; "We do realize that you are faster than your running partner... however, your running partner emphatically disagrees stating that you're not really faster, he/she just prefers to lag behind in hopes of ducking behind a tree or some other appropriate means of concealment when you're not looking!"
I wish that realization was much more easily realized... just cuz RotS needs it to be!
It is far easier than you realize it is to realize however that realization wouldn't have dawned on me as it isn't the case. It was more of the fact that said running partner is not in the best shape for running and I'm in better condition for running. On that note...
...you get something that people don't know. It starts out with an annoying little tickle in the back of your throat and rapidly evolves to include symptoms like festering boils, the inability to control your bladder, and the unexplained urge to call everyone sugarpants... Also, seemingly at random, you are prone to screaming out the phrase "dum-dum-diddy" while wearing a tattered t-shirt that says JAM on the front of it. The CDC, being unable to figure out your condition (cuz people just don't know what you wished for, you see), quarantines you in a saran-wrapped shelter construdted from empty boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
I wish people would be more careful about what they wish for.
DELMARVA POWER AND LIGHT? They turn your power back on...But anyways... They turn it off the following day, and then back on the day after that... and off and on and off and on and off and on... then one day they just stop charging you bills cause of the frequent outages...
I wish for a banana split with 3 scoops of vanilla Icecream