Ogre not know what dislexic mean but you need learn spelling. Town idiot good job. Have place to sleep, get food and good job security. If you not want that job you come live in Ogre cave so ogre look smarter.
My brother and I disagree on the best method of torching a town. He says to pour oil over everything before lighting it and I say that is a waste of good oil on thatched homes. Can you settle this for us?
U both wrong!! Very best way of torching town is make frends with dragon--lessee, what color do Ogre need for this? Gold never do this for Ogre. . .Oh! Ogre need Red dragon for torch town! Ogre has Red dragon frend who sometime let me ride on back. WOOSH we fly in low and RAWR da dragon roar and breeth fire over everyting!! *claps hands in joy* So fun to watch hoomins run and scream on fire and howses on fire and horseys on fire. . .Ogre do this tonight! Where you say you live again?
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would that be?
Of course Ogre would be evil twin. If there two Ogres and one good and one bad then bad ogre would smash good ogre to bits and so only bad ogre be left. Since ogre is here to answer silly questions ogre must be the evil one. Ogre use logic and now head hurts.
Don't sneak, just go in and take what you want. If you aren't big enough to take what you want, find someone to bash his way through and then take what you want. If big guy a problem, stab him in the back.
One of my party members is leaving. Any suggestions as to who I might get to replace her?
~One card shy of a full deck
Posted on 2011-08-09 at 01:11:03.
Eol Fefalas Keeper of the Kazari RDI Staff Karma: 453/28 7604 Posts
Mage or Mutton
Replace with sheep. Sheep not need share of treasure and not steal pretty wenches from you in tavern. Also, if sheep not work out, you still can eat it.
Any idea on what I might do with an intelligent sword that doesn't speak my language?