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335 Posts

I wish...

This game's rules are you have to grant the wish someone makes,but not all the way.So if someone wishes to be a grown-up wolf you can make them into a wolf or a guy and wish something.If the person wished to be fat and tall,if you chose a wolf it can either be fat or tall.

I wish I was a grown-up superhero.

Posted on 2010-08-16 at 01:06:22.

Karma: 155/25
6223 Posts

So Big.....

"I wish I was a grown-up superhero."

Granted! You are now the Superhero known as "Big Baby". You use toxic diapers and bottles of formula. The formula causes the bad guys to slip and the toxic diapers stick them to the ground until the police arrive. You are so cute in your yellow sun bonnet!!!!

I wish I was a championship level D&D player.

Posted on 2010-08-16 at 02:08:52.
Edited on 2010-08-16 at 02:09:43 by Odyson

Karma: 3/1
10 Posts


"I wish I was a championship level D&D player."

oddly nothing changes...

I wish that I could visit any galaxy I desired.

Posted on 2010-08-16 at 03:12:11.
Edited on 2010-08-16 at 15:32:25 by Digdagdeg

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts

After pouring the Liquid Schwartz in your fuel tank. . .

You are whisked away to Galaxy M39 in the constellation of Sagittarius. You approach an Earth-like planet and safely land. It looks like a fine place for your new colony. Act fast, because the Borg arrive tomorrow!

I wish I was better at playing blue decks in Magic:the Gathering.

Posted on 2010-08-17 at 13:26:29.

ruler of the shadows
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts


The blue cards have been redesigned as blue colored red decks

I wish you hadn't done that

Posted on 2010-08-25 at 03:22:06.

Karma: 46/64
335 Posts


"I wish you hadn't done that"

Well,he gets red colored blue decks,happy?

I wish my father was o.k. with me downloading.

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 02:59:49.

Not Dragon Mistress
Karma: 105/32
2282 Posts


I wish my father was o.k. with me downloading.
Wish Granted as long as you are downloading Disney stuff.

I wish for three wishes.

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 04:12:24.

Karma: 46/64
335 Posts

Wish granted...

You get 1.5 wishes, so what do you wish...,what's your second wish:

I wish to be like sandman whenever I want.

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 14:52:23.

Karma: 155/25
6223 Posts


Granted, but only when your at the beach.

I wish to have my good sight back.

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 15:12:54.

Karma: 46/64
335 Posts


you now have very bad sight but at least it's sight.

I wish to be inflated like a balloon!

Posted on 2011-04-10 at 00:18:55.

Karma: 155/25
6223 Posts


Granted! Only problem is the occasional loss of gas with an embarrassing, "Brrrrrruuuuup" sound.

I wish to be young like Pyroboom.

Posted on 2011-04-10 at 02:19:34.

5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts


But as is tradition for half-hearted granting, you only act as young as Pyroboom with the Karma to match!

Almost forgot to make a wish, lol.

I wish for two full wishes.

Posted on 2011-04-14 at 05:50:29.
Edited on 2011-04-14 at 05:53:49 by Tiamat5774

Facelick Squeegee
Karma: 37/7
401 Posts


Finally you get exactly what you want! Two well-fed witches move in with you, boils and all. Of course they won't cook you into their stew, they're full silly. In fact the turkey they just made makes them all tired, hope you like to snuggle!

Wait... did you say witches or wishes?


I wish I could think of a good wish.

Edit: I also wish I could answer my own wishes. Darn, I'm just so much better at screwing over other people's wishes than thinking of my own. Maybe I've been DMing too long...


Posted on 2011-04-14 at 06:06:54.
Edited on 2011-04-14 at 06:16:05 by Dragonblood

Karma: 46/64
335 Posts


I wish I could wish a good wish

Well you wished a good wish, but not as good as you thought if that makes any sense.

I wish my girlfriend was way chubbier.

Posted on 2011-06-16 at 02:57:52.

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