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Eol Fefalas
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A Visit From Face Lickolas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Inn
Scarce a creature was stirring; not a Grugg nor a Kaelyn.
The postings were watched in Recruitment with care,
In hopes a new game might be announced there.

A few Innmates were lounging all snug in the chat,
While some curiously pondered, “Where’s Olan at?”
And Big Al with his mustache, and LD with its wrap,
Had just gone on hiatus due to this holiday crap!

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Odyson left the bar to see what had shattered.
Away to the door he lumbered like a bear
And YeOlde and Pit F(r)iend followed him there.

The dust that had gathered on a lot of the threads
Made it tricky to see and left them scratching their heads.
But they then saw a sight that warranted a laugh;
A giant Big Wheel being pulled by the Staff.

With a little old driver, dressed as a dwarven spellcaster,
They knew in a moment it must be the Webmaster.
More rapid than gryphons his minions they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now, Addy! Now, Almerin! Now Tann’Talas and Raven!
On, Ayrn! On, Meri! Dang it, Eol, quit misbehavin’!
To the maps of Audalis! No! To the forums instead!
Get this Big Wheel movin’, or I’m shaving your heads!”

As many a Fast and Furious driver has tried,
When they met with an obstacle, Big Wheel Power-slide!
So up to the Inn’s roof the staff members flew,
With Olan on a Big Wheel and some jingle bells, too!

And then, in a twinkling, was heard on the roof,
The sounds of stumbling and someone said, “oof!”
The Innmates they flinched and started turning around,
When out of the fireplace Eol came with a bound!

He was dressed up like Santa for some crazy reason,
And the look in his eye said “Facelickin’ Season!!!”
The Innmates who’d gathered were taken aback,
Wondering who’d be the victim of this Facelick attack?

His eyes - how they twinkled! His dimples – how merry!
But that grin and that tongue were really quite scary!
He ka-jingle-pounced Pyro with a shout of “Ho, ho, ho,”
But suddenly hung in mid-air as someone yelled; “Whoa!”

He strained and he struggled and he gritted his teeth,
But the other mods had restrained him with tinsel and a wreath!
He begged and he pleaded and rubbed at his belly,
“Aw guys, lemme go! They taste just like jelly!!!”

He was good and entangled, that face-licking elf,
And the Innmates, all laughing, cheered; “Facelick yourself!
A wink of Vanadia’s eye and a nod of Brom’s head,
Had let them all know they had nothing to dread.

The mods spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
And bound up that elf with the face-licking quirk.
Once he was wrapped from his head to his toes,
They tugged on his tether and up the chimney he rose.

Back on his Big Wheel, Olan gave his whip a crack,
And away the thing flew with Eol tied to the back.
And they heard the rest exclaim, ‘ere they drove out of sight,
“Merry Christmas, you Innmates, there’ll be no facelicks tonight!”




((Couldn't help myself! Happy Holidays, folks!))


Posted on 2010-12-10 at 18:21:38.
Edited on 2010-12-10 at 18:26:46 by Eol Fefalas

Alacrity
The Tired
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6271 Posts


Excellent

Encore Encore....


Posted on 2010-12-10 at 18:53:45.

t_catt11
Fun is Mandatory
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6201 Posts


wow

Dude has TALENT.

Also, I am flattered to be the subject of such writing!


Posted on 2010-12-10 at 19:12:44.

Eol Fefalas
Turning Capashanese
RDI Staff
Karma: 449/28
7380 Posts


Shucks...

...tweren't nuffin'!

Just listenin' to Christmas Carols on the radio and got The Night Before Christmas playing around in my head... wondered what an RDINN version might be like and, ka-poof! Olan gets the Innmates a Facelick free Christmas.

U da Claus, Olan!


Posted on 2010-12-10 at 19:21:12.

Vanadia
Den Mother
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Karma: 111/12
1188 Posts


hehe...

My name is Vanadia, and I approve of this message...

Srsly, very, very funny! Thanks for not making me pull the sleigh/wheel/thing


Posted on 2010-12-10 at 19:22:31.

Eol Fefalas
Turning Capashanese
RDI Staff
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7380 Posts


My pleasure, Vanadia...

...I figure with all the travel/flying that you do, anyway, it'd just be mean to make you pull the Big Wheel. And that's just not Christmassy, now, is it?


Posted on 2010-12-10 at 19:27:14.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


Whoa

This

is awesome!

But nobody got a Christmas FaceLick !


Posted on 2010-12-10 at 20:14:52.

Eol Fefalas
Turning Capashanese
RDI Staff
Karma: 449/28
7380 Posts


That's because...

...not everyone appreciates egg nog flavored facelicks, Pit.


*facelick*



Posted on 2010-12-10 at 20:20:21.

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 154/25
6126 Posts


Such an Honor......

Gosh, Ody got a mention; I feel so honored.
That was a great poem.
You folks are so creative it's a blast to get to be part of all of this.

Everybody Sing:
(Tune of "Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree")

Froth-n-Slosh,
Old Froth-n-Slosh.
Thy Frosty Mugs We Adore Thee.

Froth-n-Slosh
Old Froth-n-Slosh
Thy Foamy Pitcher, We Pour Thee.

Stale Pale Ale, So Chilled and Light.
Foam on the Bottom, That just ain't Right.

Froth-n-Slosh,
Old Froth-n-Slosh.
We Swig You Down, Then Run To Pee.




Posted on 2010-12-11 at 01:35:57.
Edited on 2010-12-11 at 01:39:52 by Odyson

Tiamat5774
5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts


applaud

That was awesome of both Eol and Ody. Josh (Pyro) got a kick out his mention!

Oh, I don't know, I might like a "Egg Nog" flavored face lick (As long as there is the lingering flavor of Capt. Morgan's to it!!!)


Posted on 2010-12-11 at 02:36:55.
Edited on 2010-12-11 at 02:38:52 by Tiamat5774

TannTalas
Trilogy Master
RDI Staff
Karma: 174/117
6340 Posts


Not bad my friend

Not bad at all
I have to say I liked it very much and thanks for adding me also .


Posted on 2010-12-11 at 04:19:19.

Tari
Newbie
Karma: 5/0
7 Posts


=)

I caught dad reciting this the other night. I think it might be funnier out loud cuz he does the voices and stuff. =)

Olive juice, daddy.


Posted on 2010-12-11 at 13:40:51.

pyroboom
Resident
Karma: 46/64
335 Posts


AWESOME!

Thanks for my mention now I have something for you, A PARODY OF MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG,it's also about the inn:

Hark! how the inn
Sweet reddish inn
All the people say,
"Throw the games away."
Christmas is here
Bringing good cheer
To mods and members
Like Grugg and others

La,la,la,la
That is their song
With joyful tone
Dragons with their bones
Tcat seems to hear
Words of good cheer
From ev'rywhere
Filling the air

Oh how they pound,
Tiamat with his sound,
O'er hill and dale,
Telling their tale,
Gaily they Ody rings(the bells)
While we all sing
Songs of good cheer
Christmas is here
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas

On, on they send
Me without end
Their joyful tone
To ev'ry home

La,la,la,la.




I'm not that good but I did my best.
MERRY CRISTMAS,Pyro is out,PEACE.!


Posted on 2010-12-11 at 17:08:34.

Admiral
I'm doing SCIENCE!
RDI Staff
Karma: 163/50
1835 Posts


Me next me next

To the tune of Ding Dong Merrily on High

Ding Dong Meri's new small fry
Soon dice he'll be flinging

Ding Dong Dalana's alive
Escape she'll soon be winging

Ooooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo O Oo O Ooooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo O Oo Ooolld Wizard
Thinks back and reminisces

Ooooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo O Oo O Ooooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo O Oo Ooolld Wizard
Thinks back and reminisces

And so now our status quo
Reddit boos the punning

D 10's that they want to throw
They envy Rich's cunning

LOoooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo O Oo O Ooooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooo O Oo Oooaded Dice
Steve's dice they roll no misses

LOoooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo O Oo O Ooooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooo O Oo Oooaded Dice
Steve's dice they roll no misses

This year's very short on time
The Inn is still our haven

Few new faces and fresh minds
It's Froth-n-Slosh we're cravin'

Poooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo O Oo O OOoooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo O Oo Our one for
Our fallen sister Mistress

Poooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo O Oo O OOoooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo Oooo O Oo O Oo Ooooo O Oo Our one for
Our fallen sister Mistress


xD Merry Christmas everyone. Thoughts as prayers with all our innmates serving overseas or have loved ones that won't make it to Christmas this year, and best wishes to those with an extra set of hands to buy gifts for this year.

To my friends up north: Send some of that cold weather down here!

P.S. I originally had "It's Bullseye that we're cravin" but I figured that's more of a summer drink


Posted on 2010-12-12 at 07:54:44.
Edited on 2010-12-12 at 08:15:19 by Admiral

Admiral
I'm doing SCIENCE!
RDI Staff
Karma: 163/50
1835 Posts


heh

Just wanted to enjoy a bit more the visual of Eol pacing back and forth in front of a mirror with some hard eggnog in one hand and a hamlet-style skull in the other pantomiming out the poem, with voices and all.

And Ody's made me literally lol


Posted on 2010-12-12 at 08:09:32.
Edited on 2010-12-12 at 08:16:57 by Admiral

   
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