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I know this has been brought up somewhere else but I can't find it. lol so here is a few funny one's from my Family Guy themed set up.

DM: You find yourself in Washington DC. Your objective is to rob Carter Pewterschmitt. You encounter Nigel Pinchly, James Woods, DaggerMouth, and Ernie the Giant Chicken.

Peter: I try to confuse him with idiotic banter.
DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Brian: I try to confuse him with idiotic banter.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.
Quagmire: I try to drink a beer.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Chris: I try to confuse him with idiotic banter.

DM: You succeed and Nigel Pinchly is defeated.

Stewie: I try to distract him by setting up a cut-away scene.

DM: You succeed and Ernie the Giant Chicken is defeated.

Joe: I try to build and use a doomsday device.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Cleavland: I try to build and use a doomsday device.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Lois: I try to launch myself with a catapult.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Meg: I try to build and use a doomsday device.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Bonnie: I try to confuse him with idiotic banter.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Peter: I try to confuse him with idiotic banter.

DM: You succeed and DaggerMouth is defeated.

Brian: I try to build and use a doomsday device.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 0 left. You have been defeated.

Quagmire: I try to run him down with a car.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 0 left. You have been defeated.

Chris: I try to escape via the Hendenpeter.

DM: You succeed and James Woods is defeated. You successfully rob Carter Pewterschmitt.

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DM: You find yourself in Boston Massachusetts. Your objective is to rob Carter Pewterschmitt. You encounter Nigel Pinchly, James Woods, DaggerMouth, and Carter Pewterschmitt.

Peter: I try to Beat the crap out of him in a knock down drag out street fight.

DM: You succeed and Nigel Pinchly is defeated.

Brian: I try to fart.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Quagmire: I try to launch myself with a catapult.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Chris: I try to fire a laser pistol at him.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Stewie: I try to run him down with a car.

DM: You succeed and James Woods is defeated.

Joe: I try to build and use a doomsday device.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Cleavland: I try to run him down with a car.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Lois: I try to confuse him with idiotic banter.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Meg: I try to fart.

DM: You succeed and Carter Pewterschmitt is defeated.

Bonnie: I try to drink a beer.

DM: You fail and lose one hit point. You have 1 left.

Peter: I try to fire a pirate ship's cannon from the backseat of my car.

DM: You succeed and DaggerMouth is defeated. You successfully rob Carter Pewterschmitt.

Posted on 2011-11-28 at 08:15:50.
Edited on 2011-11-28 at 19:38:19 by Tiamat5774

   
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