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Celeste
Hippy-snapper!
Karma: 138/3
1049 Posts


1000 POSTS ~ LIKE A POP SONG THAT JUST WON'T GO AWAY!

Holy crumbly blue cheese, batman!
I made it to 1000 posts!

In celebration, Id like to sing one of my favorite Inn songs, written by Alacrity.
~The problem is all within the game, he says to me,
A solution to this is think diabolically,
The dice can work wonders in ways that can deceive,
There must be fifty ways to slay a player.
He said it's really not the DM they must blame,
Furthermore, those players do things that are dumb, or just insane,
Sometimes you can save them and they do it all again.
There must be fifty ways to slay a player.
Fifty ways to slay a player.

You stab them in the back, Jack
Use a new spell, Dell,
Don't need to be rude, Dude,
It's easy you see,
Fall in a vat, Mat
You don't need to argue that,
Bring a Banshee, Lee
And ignore their pleas.

I said, they are so messed up, that it's such a fright,
Olan shakes his head sadly when he hears me tell of my plight,
I said, Oh my friend could you tell me again this night, About the fifty ways.
He said why don't we both just think on this today,
I need to post to Meanwhile right now, but I won't go away,
And then he signed on, and I prepared once more the game to play,
There must be fifty ways to slay a player.
Fifty ways to slay a player.

You stab them in the back, Jack
Use a new spell, Dell,
Don't need to be rude, Dude,
It's easy you see,
Fall in a vat, Mat
You don't need to argue that,
Bring a Banshee, Lee
And ignore their pleas.~



Posted on 2013-12-04 at 03:39:55.
Edited on 2013-12-04 at 03:43:02 by Celeste

Celeste
Hippy-snapper!
Karma: 138/3
1049 Posts


additionally

I learned something new about the Inn today. If you start a thread, it does not count as a post. So THIS is 1000 for me!


Posted on 2013-12-04 at 03:44:25.

Hammer
Extreme Exclaimator!
Karma: 90/24
4114 Posts


Congratulations

May your next 1000 be more enjoyable than your first 1000 posts!



Posted on 2013-12-04 at 04:24:54.

Grugg
Mun is Fandatory
RDI Staff
Karma: 352/190
6130 Posts


dfasdf

Someday I hope to achieve 1000 posts.

Someday...


Posted on 2013-12-04 at 04:30:40.

Astrid
RDI Fixture
Karma: 31/3
600 Posts


GRATS!!

congrats ^_^~!


Posted on 2013-12-04 at 05:06:34.

t_catt11
Fun is Mandatory
RDI Staff
Karma: 345/54
5948 Posts


woo

Congrats!


Posted on 2013-12-04 at 05:15:25.

Archangel
Resident
Karma: 17/2
213 Posts


Congrats!

Maybe for post 1001, you can post in Bleeding Lute.


Posted on 2013-12-04 at 11:46:17.

Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6161 Posts


I approve this message

Congrat Celeste. Here's to a 1000 more. Hey this is my 42000 post! You'd think I was chatty.


Posted on 2013-12-04 at 13:13:10.
Edited on 2013-12-04 at 13:13:44 by Alacrity

Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 154/25
6028 Posts


Congrats...............

Hehe....
You made look at my last post number and the one was 3-4-5-6!

Does that count as a mile stone???


Posted on 2013-12-04 at 13:21:13.
Edited on 2013-12-04 at 17:14:54 by Odyson

Chessicfayth
Cheshire Cad
Karma: 100/3
1126 Posts


*fades in*

Congrats, friend of mine.

Maybe I'll make there one day.

*evaporates*


Posted on 2013-12-05 at 18:02:30.

Eol Fefalas
Turning Capashanese
RDI Staff
Karma: 447/28
7197 Posts


Yup, yup!

Conspankulations, melui!

I hereby put forward the motion that we refer to this milestone as kiloposting!


(Not really... or maybe really... I dunno... I just keep thinking stuff and typing and ignoring the submit button for some odd reason... I blame old age... and weak coffee... and Grugg's evil doppleganger... and Obamacare because why not... and... well... submit!)


Posted on 2013-12-05 at 18:21:55.

   
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