Ooo, this place looks nice, I've checked the corners and not a dust mote in sigh and I'm sure I can smell bacon sarnies cooking, best introduce myself, clears throat and squeaks "hello, I'm Dehoffren, creature of the night, orator of curses, knitter of tea cozies..
*climbs to the top of the text wall... streeeeeettttttches (cuz it's been a minute or seven thousand since I've done this, donchaknow?)... aaaaaaand... ka-jingle-pounceskadivebomb!!!*
Good to have you about, Dehoffren! Here's hoping you find what you're looking for here in our delirious domain... I'm sure you will... you just might have to poke it with a stick or something from time to time.
If there's anything any of us can help with, just give a squeak! We'll come a-runnin'!
Hello......... Thought I'd pop in here and add the Ody welcome.
A really good place to start here is “Pit F(r)iend's epic guide to getting started for newbies.” That helps you figure out how to navigate the halls of the Inn.
To meet folk in real time pop into the DragonChat where I act as current resident bartender. We offer our very own "Good Old Froth-n-Slosh", the stale pale ale that is so light it has the foam on the bottom.
Just grab a mug off the mantel and draw a cold frosty one.
My assistant Igor is usually lurking around if I'm not there.
He never says anything, must have something to do with having his tongue cut out by his last boss, that nasty bartender over at the Orc Bar & Grill.
I'll have him put out a plate of "Lady Fingers" in your honor.
Reminds me we need to have another "Ladies Night" and restock.
Anyway the Posting Games are great place to get to know folks and of course the DragonChat is our favorite lounge.
To all those new to the inn, I offer my welcome. Poke around, lurk some games, post your own stories in the creative forum, run a game, join a game or do whatever makes your visit a good one. Just don't fed the dragons; that its my job.