Wow how could we all forget this? Ok it's the FaceLickers birthday today, not sure how old he is 102-3 maybe? But lets say hey oohh happy birthday yoo and wish him the best.
Happy Birthday Momma!
Happy birthday ancient kitty cat!
Happy happy old licky sticky.
Happy birthday, my facelicking brother! Was great chatting with ya on the phone yesterday. I've missed you, and am counting the days 'til we can get together again! Love you bunches!
For the record, I hit the 500 mark, yesterday.
...it's either that or Heaven won't have me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Yeah, right. The real reason is because he owes the Reaper money, and the Reaper ain't gonna let him go 'til he pays up. Old tavern gambling debt.
Yeah... ya lick ol' Death's face ONE TIME during a game of cribbage and he never lets it go.