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I-Binary
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/0
73 Posts
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Ta-daaa
It ejects a rainbow stomach-ache with a flourish and sprinkles!
I will feed the vending machine my Pre-calculus homework and a small child's invisible friend.
Posted on 2012-12-29 at 01:55:00.
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Geraint
Regular Visitor
Karma: 12/8
100 Posts
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it
It spits out a abacus with arms
I feed it a can of pepsi and a bag of jelly bellys
Posted on 2012-12-29 at 08:31:45.
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Kriea
postima prolifica
Karma: 69/6
639 Posts
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Oh so messy...
It showers you with Pepsi's new jelly bean flavored soda. Enjoy being the first to taste and bathe in it.
I throw in my box cutter from work and an empty ketchup packet.
Posted on 2012-12-29 at 13:43:32.
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I-Binary
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/0
73 Posts
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Poof
You recieve from the vending machine a violent box-eating package of a tomato-based condiment.
I decide to throw in a Kinder Surprise egg, a nutcracker, and a pad of sticky notes.
Posted on 2012-12-29 at 18:26:28.
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Satchel
Occasional Visitor
Karma: 3/0
26 Posts
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Watch Out
It spits out an angry robot toy which constantly sticks to you while demanding chocolate for its services.
I feed it some pennies,a feather cap,and my gratitude.
Posted on 2012-12-30 at 23:37:12.
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Kriea
postima prolifica
Karma: 69/6
639 Posts
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Click Click BWOK!
Out pops a copper chicken that keeps telling you thank you in different languages.
I put in a cell phone, some shoelace and a coffee bean.
Posted on 2012-12-31 at 08:36:53.
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I-Binary
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/0
73 Posts
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Bdddzing!
Almost triumphant, out pops from the vending machine a hyperactive speed-dial mechanism attached to shoe-based piece of reinforced string, which begins searching aimlessly for an article of abandoned footwear. 
I force the vending machine to consume a sewer, a soap bubble, and Gandalf the Grey.
Posted on 2013-01-11 at 02:14:42.
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Eol Fefalas
Untitled
RDI Staff
Karma: 376/26
5040 Posts
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Boink!
The DVM spits out a bearded, horrible smelling rendition of Glinda the Good Witch of the North... with an alligator in her pocketses!
I feed it all the time I've missed at the Inn these past several weeks, a handful of parking validations from the garage at the hospital, and a half empty box of fries I found under the seat of my truck.
Posted on 2013-01-11 at 12:59:30.
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Tiamat5774
5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 79/23
1065 Posts
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Billy Bob Thorton
spits out a small machine that dispenses time share vouchers that smell like *"French fried taters"*
I feed it my least favorite fellow Wal Mart associate.
Posted on 2013-01-11 at 14:14:08.
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Chessicfayth
Cheshire Cad
Karma: 79/2
582 Posts
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Busted
It serves you a warrant for your arrest. Body disposal is apparently not one of its specialties.
I give it a paper clip, some string, and the complete literary works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Posted on 2013-01-11 at 17:19:01.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 113/18
2827 Posts
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Lost and Found......
It spits out a detailed map to the location of Jimmy Hoofa.
I feed it a mimmick, a gimmick and a limrick.
Posted on 2013-03-01 at 02:11:55.
Edited on 2013-03-22 at 01:54:41 by Odyson
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I-Binary
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/0
73 Posts
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Ba dum pish!
With a sickening vomiting sound, it upchucks a literarily-inclined chimp with a bad sense of humour and a childish tendency for practical jokes.
I spoon-feed the vending machine Captain Kirk, a swimming pool, and a grimy Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
Posted on 2013-03-21 at 19:40:33.
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Grugg
People's Champion
RDI Staff
Karma: 306/189
5331 Posts
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sdrf
The machine vomits forth a picture of a well dressed man riding a horse.
I feed my lucky shoes to the machine.
Posted on 2013-03-21 at 23:04:43.
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Oko
Resident
Karma: 12/6
391 Posts
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slippers
it spits out ruby slippers
i feed it an old gingerbread house from last chistmas
Posted on 2013-03-22 at 02:41:44.
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Treasure Seekers QnA
SW: ACD
Adventures in Aihrde
