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Treasure

to the tune of Amy Winehouse's hit, Rehab

They tried to take all my treasure, but I said No no no
Yes my skin’s green, But that doesn’t mean
You can go go go
This stuff is mine to keep,
You think evil lairs come cheap?
They tried to take all my treasure, but they’re too slow slow slow 

I keep it quiet, in my dungeon home
Nice and warm in walls of stone
But there’s always, always some band of heroes
That want my loot, and can’t leave me alone 

They come bashing through the door
But they don’t know what I have in store 

They tried to take all my treasure, but I said No no no
Yes my skin’s green, But that doesn’t mean
You can go go go
This stuff is mine to keep,
You think evil lairs come cheap?
They tried to take all my treasure, but they’re too slow slow slow 

Their cleric falls, in floor-trap number one
With spikes, that just makes it more fun
Then their wizard, he’s gonna make his head fall
Cause he triggered the axe from the side-wall 

Their thief’s as nimble as can be
But he just got bitten by my zombie 

They tried to take all my treasure, but I said No no no
Yes my skin’s green, But that doesn’t mean
You can go go go 

I don’t ever want adventurers again
But there, ooh, there is no end
my carpet ruined, with warrior guts and blood
So I’ve got to call the cleaning man 

It’s not just my greed,
I ask my evil god for a peaceful week 

They tried to take all my treasure, but I said No no no
Yes my skin’s green, But that doesn’t mean
You can go go go
This stuff is mine to keep,
You think evil lairs come cheap?
They tried to take all my treasure, but they’re too slow slow slow




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